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I Don't Need Sex The Government Fucks Me Every Day Funny Graphic Tee
$27.99
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$27.99
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$55.98
Some jokes are too irritated to stay polite. The bold government punchline makes the shirt hit fast for anyone who likes blunt political sarcasm. Wear it with jeans,...
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Some jokes are too irritated to stay polite.
The bold government punchline makes the shirt hit fast for anyone who likes blunt political sarcasm.
Wear it with jeans, weekend layers, or casual outfits when the mood calls for something loud and dry.
It fits adult humor gifts, political joke fans, birthdays, casual hangouts, protest-adjacent sarcasm, and friends who like a rough punchline.
Choose the tee, sweatshirt, or hoodie option with the color and size that match the day.
| TEE (CM) | ||||
| SIZE | LENGTH | BUST | SHOULDER | SLEEVE |
| S | 63 | 92 | 41 | 18 |
| M | 66 | 98 | 44 | 19 |
| L | 70 | 104 | 47 | 20 |
| XL | 74 | 110 | 50 | 22 |
| 2XL | 78 | 116 | 53 | 24 |
| 3XL | 82 | 122 | 56 | 26 |
| 4XL | 83 | 128 | 59 | 27 |
| Sweatshirt/Hoodie (CM) | ||||
| SIZE | LENGTH | BUST | SHOULDER | SLEEVE |
| S | 65 | 102 | 48 | 56 |
| M | 68 | 108 | 51 | 57 |
| L | 71 | 114 | 54 | 58 |
| XL | 74 | 120 | 56 | 59 |
| 2XL | 77 | 126 | 58 | 60 |
| 3XL | 81 | 132 | 60 | 61 |
| 4XL | 84 | 138 | 62 | 62 |
| TEE (INCH) | ||||
| SIZE | LENGTH | BUST | SHOULDER | SLEEVE |
| S | 24.8 | 36.2 | 16.1 | 7.1 |
| M | 26.0 | 38.6 | 17.3 | 7.5 |
| L | 27.6 | 40.9 | 18.5 | 7.9 |
| XL | 29.1 | 43.3 | 19.7 | 8.7 |
| 2XL | 30.7 | 45.7 | 20.9 | 9.4 |
| 3XL | 32.3 | 48.0 | 22.0 | 10.2 |
| 4XL | 32.7 | 50.4 | 23.2 | 10.6 |
| Sweatshirt/Hoodie (INCH) | ||||
| SIZE | LENGTH | BUST | SHOULDER | SLEEVE |
| S | 25.6 | 40.2 | 18.9 | 22.0 |
| M | 26.8 | 42.5 | 20.1 | 22.4 |
| L | 28.0 | 44.9 | 21.3 | 22.8 |
| XL | 29.1 | 47.2 | 22.0 | 23.2 |
| 2XL | 30.3 | 49.6 | 22.8 | 23.6 |
| 3XL | 31.9 | 52.0 | 23.6 | 24.0 |
| 4XL | 33.1 | 54.3 | 24.4 | 24.4 |
Sizes can vary from 2-3 centimeters because they are measured by hand. 1inch=2.54cm
The size matched on a label can differ from the one you have ordered
