Mountain Lion Alibi Cougar Joke Graphic Tee
If he laughs before he reaches the last line, the shirt already did its job. The back print keeps the exact English wording NEVER KILLED AMOUNTAIN LIONButI'VE CHOKED...
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If he laughs before he reaches the last line, the shirt already did its job.
The back print keeps the exact English wording NEVER KILLED A
MOUNTAIN LION
But
I'VE CHOKED A
COUGAR and turns a deadpan mountain-lion setup into a cougar punch line that needs no extra explanation.
Wear it with jeans or workwear for cookouts, bars, road trips, game nights, and laid-back weekends.
It makes a cheeky gift for husbands, boyfriends, dads, 40th birthdays, bachelor parties, or anyone who owns the joke.
Choose a T-shirt, Washed Tee, sweatshirt, or hoodie in the color and size that fit his rotation.
| TEE (CM) | ||||
| SIZE | LENGTH | BUST | SHOULDER | SLEEVE |
| S | 63 | 92 | 41 | 18 |
| M | 66 | 98 | 44 | 19 |
| L | 70 | 104 | 47 | 20 |
| XL | 74 | 110 | 50 | 22 |
| 2XL | 78 | 116 | 53 | 24 |
| 3XL | 82 | 122 | 56 | 26 |
| 4XL | 83 | 128 | 59 | 27 |
| Sweatshirt/Hoodie (CM) | ||||
| SIZE | LENGTH | BUST | SHOULDER | SLEEVE |
| S | 65 | 102 | 48 | 56 |
| M | 68 | 108 | 51 | 57 |
| L | 71 | 114 | 54 | 58 |
| XL | 74 | 120 | 56 | 59 |
| 2XL | 77 | 126 | 58 | 60 |
| 3XL | 81 | 132 | 60 | 61 |
| 4XL | 84 | 138 | 62 | 62 |
| TEE (INCH) | ||||
| SIZE | LENGTH | BUST | SHOULDER | SLEEVE |
| S | 24.8 | 36.2 | 16.1 | 7.1 |
| M | 26.0 | 38.6 | 17.3 | 7.5 |
| L | 27.6 | 40.9 | 18.5 | 7.9 |
| XL | 29.1 | 43.3 | 19.7 | 8.7 |
| 2XL | 30.7 | 45.7 | 20.9 | 9.4 |
| 3XL | 32.3 | 48.0 | 22.0 | 10.2 |
| 4XL | 32.7 | 50.4 | 23.2 | 10.6 |
| Sweatshirt/Hoodie (INCH) | ||||
| SIZE | LENGTH | BUST | SHOULDER | SLEEVE |
| S | 25.6 | 40.2 | 18.9 | 22.0 |
| M | 26.8 | 42.5 | 20.1 | 22.4 |
| L | 28.0 | 44.9 | 21.3 | 22.8 |
| XL | 29.1 | 47.2 | 22.0 | 23.2 |
| 2XL | 30.3 | 49.6 | 22.8 | 23.6 |
| 3XL | 31.9 | 52.0 | 23.6 | 24.0 |
| 4XL | 33.1 | 54.3 | 24.4 | 24.4 |
Sizes can vary from 2-3 centimeters because they are measured by hand. 1inch=2.54cm
The size matched on a label can differ from the one you have ordered
