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My body is a machine that turns hot dogs into hot logs Funny Graphic Tee
$27.99
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$27.99
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$55.98
If his sense of humor lives somewhere between the grill and the gutter, this is the gift that gets the first laugh. The six-line print keeps the joke...
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If his sense of humor lives somewhere between the grill and the gutter, this is the gift that gets the first laugh.
The six-line print keeps the joke perfectly deadpan: My body is a
machine
that turns
hot dogs
into
hot logs
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or weekend layers for cookouts, casual hangs, and any day that could use a questionable joke.
An easy birthday, Father's Day, barbecue, white elephant, or gag gift for dads, husbands, hot dog fans, and proud owners of immature humor.
Choose a T-shirt, Washed Tee, Sweatshirt, or Hoodie in a range of colors and sizes to suit the season and the punch line.
| TEE (CM) | ||||
| SIZE | LENGTH | BUST | SHOULDER | SLEEVE |
| S | 63 | 92 | 41 | 18 |
| M | 66 | 98 | 44 | 19 |
| L | 70 | 104 | 47 | 20 |
| XL | 74 | 110 | 50 | 22 |
| 2XL | 78 | 116 | 53 | 24 |
| 3XL | 82 | 122 | 56 | 26 |
| 4XL | 83 | 128 | 59 | 27 |
| Sweatshirt/Hoodie (CM) | ||||
| SIZE | LENGTH | BUST | SHOULDER | SLEEVE |
| S | 65 | 102 | 48 | 56 |
| M | 68 | 108 | 51 | 57 |
| L | 71 | 114 | 54 | 58 |
| XL | 74 | 120 | 56 | 59 |
| 2XL | 77 | 126 | 58 | 60 |
| 3XL | 81 | 132 | 60 | 61 |
| 4XL | 84 | 138 | 62 | 62 |
| TEE (INCH) | ||||
| SIZE | LENGTH | BUST | SHOULDER | SLEEVE |
| S | 24.8 | 36.2 | 16.1 | 7.1 |
| M | 26.0 | 38.6 | 17.3 | 7.5 |
| L | 27.6 | 40.9 | 18.5 | 7.9 |
| XL | 29.1 | 43.3 | 19.7 | 8.7 |
| 2XL | 30.7 | 45.7 | 20.9 | 9.4 |
| 3XL | 32.3 | 48.0 | 22.0 | 10.2 |
| 4XL | 32.7 | 50.4 | 23.2 | 10.6 |
| Sweatshirt/Hoodie (INCH) | ||||
| SIZE | LENGTH | BUST | SHOULDER | SLEEVE |
| S | 25.6 | 40.2 | 18.9 | 22.0 |
| M | 26.8 | 42.5 | 20.1 | 22.4 |
| L | 28.0 | 44.9 | 21.3 | 22.8 |
| XL | 29.1 | 47.2 | 22.0 | 23.2 |
| 2XL | 30.3 | 49.6 | 22.8 | 23.6 |
| 3XL | 31.9 | 52.0 | 23.6 | 24.0 |
| 4XL | 33.1 | 54.3 | 24.4 | 24.4 |
Sizes can vary from 2-3 centimeters because they are measured by hand. 1inch=2.54cm
The size matched on a label can differ from the one you have ordered
